Aw, tiny sea monster :3
Unleash the Kwaken!
Do you often find yourself bored on your commute? Illustrator October Jones found a creative (though possibly slightly creepy) way of entertaining himself by taking snapshots of passengers with his illustrated heads of cartoon characters. You may want to explore this form of entertainment, though it is not for the faint of heart. You may find yourself in the awkward situation of getting caught stealing a picture.
One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
i’m not sure what’s going on but i’m into it
i’m with it
No idea what this is about but if it’s a new sport, I dig it. When can we see the female version ?
Now this is my kind of spectator sport
Sherlock/The Last Unicorn (movie version)
haha I’m such a fucking nerd
His lips puckering = cuteness <3
HEY CAN WE TALK ABOUT TURIAN KISSIES REAL QUICK? I still see people going “but but but they can’t kiss” and it’s bugging me.
1. Their mouths are actually very mobile. Watch Garrus speak. His mouth twitches and moves and allows him to emote quite a lot. I’m of the opinion the mouth region of turians is made of a cartilage-esque material. It’s firm, but not static. It can move and has give to it.
2. The sharp teeth thing? The teeth are only on the sides of their mouth. I think they’d be easy to avoid.
3. They’re not tough as metal. This one so bugs me. The Codex explains that they have natural armor to protect them from Palaven’s son, yes, but it is not actual armor. It won’t, say, slow down a gunshot or a knife.
Just some things to think about.
Garrus’ face is actually a lot more expressive in general than it was in ME2. It’s subtle for the most part, but it’s there if you pay attention. It was something I noticed right off the bat on Menae and in just about all the little intimate moments with Shep. I adored it.
Reblogging for le comments because YES.
Yes to every comment. The subtle things that Garrus does make me love him so much more. I’m also a firm believer of the fact that turians are more cartilage-y than hard plated, especially around the mouth and stuff.
UGH JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT GARRUS AND SHAKARIAN
YES THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR BRINGING IT UP <3 That whole no-kissing thing is seriously whack man, mmm hmmm!
<_< Head canon time: Turians have slightly rough and long tongues. I imagine french kissing one would be…. memorable. >83
hey look here’s more Shakarian!Fuck Yeah Playa
LET ME LOVE YOU….cough